Q: What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
Q: What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A: Brown-bagging it.
Q: What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A: No one else wants it.
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A: Invisible.
Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A: "Has the blonde left yet?"
Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A: The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Q: Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A: When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation.
Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage.
Q: Who makes bras for brunette's?
A: Fisher-Price.
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustache.
2007-07-31 03:33:43 · 10 answers · asked by lexie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it's ok, i'm brunette!
2007-07-31 03:34:02 · update #1
lol nice umm that would have sucked if you were not lol
2007-07-31 17:28:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha Funny
2007-07-31 18:31:54 · answer #2 · answered by Random_Monster<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally I like brunettes better. I think blondes are exactly how they are stereotyped to be. If you want a girl with half a brain, go brown.
2007-07-31 10:39:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
ahahaha that was funny but i only get 6 of them!i like the who makes bras for brunnetes?
2007-07-31 10:40:11 · answer #4 · answered by --»vann<3♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uhh.. Stick with the Blonde jokes kiddo.
2007-07-31 11:23:34 · answer #5 · answered by Dr.DRE 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
thanks
Ilike the first one the best:)
I'm blonde & take the jokes just fine
never saw so many brunette jokes
2007-07-31 10:40:36 · answer #6 · answered by IDKthat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ... (sarcasm) <<< from a not so impressed Brunette ;)
2007-07-31 10:49:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Nice!!! Loved them all!!
2007-07-31 10:37:35 · answer #8 · answered by Bfloyd15 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-31 10:40:39 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny one :) !!!
2007-07-31 11:00:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋