A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil station and pulls over to the high octane pump.
"What can I do for y'all?" asks the attendant. "Fill `er up with high test," replies the driver. While the attendant is filling up the tank, he's looking the car up and down. "What kinda car is this?" he asks. "I never seen one like it before." "Well," responds the driver, his chest swelling up with pride, "this, my boy is a 1999 Cadillac DeVille."
"What all's it got in it?" asks the attendant. "Well," says the driver, "it has everything. It's loaded with power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the trunk with 100 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best of all,
2007-07-31 03:30:44 · 7 answers · asked by Bfloyd15 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a 8.8 liter V12 engine."
"Wow," says the attendant, "that's really something!" "How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks the driver. "That'll be $30.17," says the attendant.
The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off a $20 and a $10. He goes into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up with the change are a few golf tees. "What are those little wooden things?" asks the attendant. "That's what I put my balls on when I drive," says the driver.
"Wow," says the attendant, "those Cadillac people think of everything!"
2007-07-31 03:31:07 · update #1
What does he put his balls on when he's not driving?
2007-07-31 03:38:55 · answer #1 · answered by lost 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK..a tad dry if you ask me... After a huge wind up, it ends dryly. Better Luck on your next post.
2007-07-31 03:37:04 · answer #2 · answered by Obsidian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
star for you for sure
2007-07-31 03:39:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, I like it.
2007-07-31 03:37:45 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhh
2007-07-31 03:34:16 · answer #5 · answered by IDKthat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow......didn't even read........it.......but yes yes and yes
2007-07-31 03:33:32 · answer #6 · answered by 09'Ready 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what????
2007-07-31 03:35:54 · answer #7 · answered by Apple Products Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋