there was an alaskan crabber who's wife was into kayaking
one day, she didnt return
instead two officers came to his door
they said
"I am sorry sir, we have some bad news...some good news...and some REALLY good news. The bad news is, your wife didnt make it. We found her at the bottom of the bay this evening."
the crabber started tearing up and asked what the good news was
"the good news is, when we pulled her body up, there were a dozen king crabs and a dozen dungennes crabs clinging to her body."
the crabber started to get happy now and asked what the REALLY good news was
"the REALLY good news is...we are going to pull her up again tomorow"
star if funny
tell me what you think
2007-07-31 03:23:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Way to go.... something funny turned up here after all....
2007-07-31 03:32:38 · answer #1 · answered by no 1 u kno 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10
2016-04-01 03:09:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick, but funny. Too bad I can't get my ex to go kayaking! I love crab!
2007-07-31 03:57:53 · answer #3 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a star!
2007-07-31 03:33:11 · answer #4 · answered by Dave 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL! Thats a good one!
2007-08-01 10:23:46 · answer #5 · answered by The BecaNATOR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's gross but funny
you got a star
2007-07-31 03:36:06 · answer #6 · answered by IDKthat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hilarious, and horrible at the same time. good one!
2007-07-31 06:08:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-07-31 04:08:10 · answer #8 · answered by random bailey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you got one from me
2007-07-31 03:29:25 · answer #9 · answered by Noel P 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cooooooooool
2007-07-31 03:41:01 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋