2007-07-31 02:53:10 · 4 answers · asked by Alice@Yahoo 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
I would want him to be a moth. Then put out a bug zapper on the front porch and let him be drawn to the light!
2007-07-31 03:12:42 · answer #1 · answered by Diane A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A slug. My first temptation would be to flush him down the garbage disposal.
However, second thoughts tell me that wouldn't be wise. How would one explain his disappearance? How would I collect on his social security without a corpse? His insurance wouldn't pay out without proof of death.
Better to just bang him on the head while he's sleeping and pack up and move away while he is still unconscious.
2007-07-31 10:02:49 · answer #2 · answered by Blue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dung beatle
2007-08-03 23:42:53 · answer #3 · answered by Tsunami 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably the same thing you would do! STOMP! :)
2007-07-31 10:00:52 · answer #4 · answered by Moody Red 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋