Cyril, an elderly gentleman is admitted to a nursing home. There is a lovely secluded garden at the home, and Cyril liked to sit in the garden on his own and think about nice times gone by.
One day he is joined by Doris, a newly arrived elderly lady and they start to chat about life.
'Do you know what I really miss' says Cyril. 'Having sex'
Doris laughs and says 'You randy old fool, youy probably couldn't even get it up, but if it makes you feel better I can hold it for you'
So she obliges and this starts to become a regular occurance, so every night they meet down at the bench and Doris holds Cyril's manhood.
One day Doris goes down to the bench and is shocked to see no sign of Cyril. She starts to panic and looks everywhere for him. She eventually finds him in the basemant with Mavis who is indeed also holding his equipment.
Doris yells out ' you cheating bastard, what's Mavis got that I haven't'
Cyril turns round smiling 'Parkinsons'!
2007-07-31 02:49:47 · 15 answers · asked by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My huz was diagnosed with Parkinson's at the age of 44...we STILL make jokes about the "added benefits" to our sex life!!lol
2007-07-31 06:04:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This guys son sends him to a nursing home and the next day the son goes to visit his dad and asks him what the place is like. Oh its AWESOME, he says, this place is the best place in the whole world i'm so glad u sent me here. The son asks his dad what happened to make him love it so much. The dad says he was lying in bed that morning and suddenly he got a hard on. As that happened a very pretty young nurse came in and saw it and said the dad could have his way with her. The son is just so glad his dad likes the place so he leaves. The next day the son comes back to visit and his dad is looking terribly depressed and just wants to go home. Why what happened asked the son. The dad said he was walking down the passage and he lost his balance and fell and as he fell a male nurse walked by and had his way with him. But dad, says the son, you have to take the good with the bad, remember last week u told me about the pretty nurse and how wonderful it was. Yes, said the dad, but i get a hard on maybe once a month, and i fall about 3 times day!!!
2007-07-31 03:42:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
we all can only get so lucky that when we are that old that we can find some one like cyril or mavis of our very own
lol
2007-07-31 03:14:47 · answer #3 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it! Star 4 U!
2007-07-31 02:56:08 · answer #4 · answered by heartlover2000 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old 1 but stil makes me giggle lol
2007-07-31 04:20:48 · answer #5 · answered by xx glad to be ere xx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
fast hand speed. she shuffled cards as a croupier,would have been nicer. i think Parkinson's is a bit sick.
2007-07-31 05:20:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2007-07-31 05:23:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-07-31 03:14:46 · answer #8 · answered by Noel P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mmmmmmmm tasteful... bleugh gross more lyk... old people havin sex is not a nice thought
2007-07-31 03:11:08 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice!!!!
2007-07-31 03:04:16 · answer #10 · answered by Bfloyd15 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋