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Probably sneaking up to your as i write this to pop a postcard through your letter box, saying he came round and you was out! Its industry standard, they get a list of jobs to do each day, and cant fit them all in, so a postcard is issued and you rebook. They still get paid some ! and you have to book another day off work !

2007-07-31 01:59:57 · answer #1 · answered by darren c 2 · 0 1

When dealing with gas/electricity company's remember you are the customer give THEM an appointment time say between 10:00 till 11:00 and if they are not their at that time you will cancel you account and switch to a new supplier..works every time

2007-07-31 09:09:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

He is dealing with an emergency gas leak 10 miles away.

2007-07-31 08:59:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, Dave it is now 15.05 and I hope he has arrived by now. Otherwise he has only about 2 hours before the working day is over. We all know that utilities men don't work beyond 5pm.
Fingers crossed my man.!!!

2007-07-31 10:06:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Where the bloody hell are you that it's been all day? It's only 9am here well not quite 9am.

2007-07-31 08:53:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You do realise that they're fictional? Just like the guys from the water company. Stop believing in them and then they'll appear - murphys law.

2007-07-31 15:01:51 · answer #6 · answered by Delerious? 3 · 1 0

You should know by now gas men never turn up!

2007-07-31 08:56:01 · answer #7 · answered by Misha-non-penguin 5 · 1 0

I'd say a safe bet is that he's out farting around somewhere with all that gas he has.

2007-07-31 08:56:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

In hospital his Borat thong surgically extracted from his expanse of tradesman bottom crack!

2007-07-31 11:12:20 · answer #9 · answered by Jon P 2 · 0 0

Probably parked somewhere drinking a brew.

2007-07-31 09:23:42 · answer #10 · answered by Tonya W 6 · 0 0

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