For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if
she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy
to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child
turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep
it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
"Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support
payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his
confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The
wife
obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and
fainted. On the card was written:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with
meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce."
2007-07-30 23:56:01 · 6 answers · asked by Brad 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You're still the best! My friend in the hospital loved the others (was laughing out loud causing the hospital personnel to run to her room to find out why.) I'm on my way to see her now, so I'll bring these. Thanks!
2007-07-31 03:31:01 · answer #1 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wife has given birth to five children out of which three are boys and two are girls.
2007-07-31 07:41:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny :) lol
2007-07-31 06:59:15 · answer #3 · answered by Mandy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved that how funny!!
2007-07-31 07:20:50 · answer #4 · answered by ruthie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL its cute!! very cute!!
2007-07-31 07:00:10 · answer #5 · answered by Bowchickawowwoww 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think i may have spilt my sides...
2007-07-31 07:01:34 · answer #6 · answered by Sweet November 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋