WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED A PHD
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a
2007-07-30 22:17:14 · 12 answers · asked by aMused 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
mountain top.
17. No record of working well with colleagues.
2007-07-30 22:17:49 · update #1
hahahahahahahahahaaa... ha... please .. ... thanks for the laugh... :))
ohhhoooo hahahahaha ... that's a good one.... I must faint now.
2007-07-30 22:20:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good responses. I'm glad to see that some of the other Christian regulars also still have a sense of humor.
2007-07-30 22:42:44 · answer #2 · answered by SDW 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i will tell u joke if u r a girl ok
if u r a girl u will understand
a girl went to a temple
when she stooped on the ground a beggar saw her pad and thought that it was a bread and asked her to give that
then the girl said that wait till noon i will give u with sauce.
2007-07-30 22:23:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is no God in Buddhism.
Buddha says : God is a mental construct.
2007-07-31 00:23:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most amusing
2007-07-30 22:23:39 · answer #5 · answered by darwinsfriend AM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to me PHD means a glofied
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2007-07-30 22:30:09 · answer #6 · answered by readthekjv1611@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it
2007-07-30 22:22:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that is an swesome joke. I hope that no one gets offended by it.
2007-07-30 22:20:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You forgot that he doesn't believe in Evolution.
2007-07-30 22:26:14 · answer #9 · answered by Bad bus driving wolf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe every good
2007-07-30 22:25:01 · answer #10 · answered by dragontears 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋