Oh these females!
If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman
If you don`t,
you are not a man
If you praise her,
she thinks you are lying
If you don`t,
you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes,
you are a wimp
If you don`t,
you are not understanding
If you visit her often,
she thinks you are boring
If you don`t,
she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed,
she says you are a playboy
If you don`t,
you are a dull boy
If you are jealous,
she says it`s bad
If you don`t,
she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn`t respect her
If you don`t,
she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late,
she complains it`s hard to wait
If she is late,
she says that`s a girl`s way
If you visit another man,
you`re not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,
"oh it`s natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while,
she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,
she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street,
you lack ethics
If you do,
she thinks it`s just one of men`s tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman,
she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,
she says that they are just admiring
If you talk,
she wants you to listen
If you listen,
she wants you to talk
2007-07-30 21:33:11 · 31 answers · asked by shaktimaan 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
for part I & part II please go through my Q & A.............already resolved.
2007-07-31 02:07:46 · update #1
Dear Shakti
You ought to be a Poet, Your Prose is like a Poetry .
Mashallah, All the praise is to the God, who made Shakti.
Let me Place two lines of Urdu Poetry of a Great poet on the subject Women, which I remember only half of it.
Tere Inkaar men Iqrar
Teri Haa'n men Nahee'n
Which means:
Your No is Yes
Your OK is Not OK
Take Care.
2007-07-31 05:09:19 · answer #1 · answered by mohammad a 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
This is so very true. Good job. This just proves that it depends on the woman you are talking to. She might want two things. We expect too much some times, but we can't help it. Keep Posting. These are really good.
2007-08-07 05:27:57 · answer #2 · answered by Argent 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Intrigue from taking off to end, with a slow moving upward push to earth shattering crescendo! i think of that's marvelous to be waiting to maintain the activity dealing with 3 separate poems. Bravo! I supply you the prize, a megastar! Does the fortress Morgana have a neighbor? possibly you're able to write approximately them next? hmmmm
2016-10-19 08:10:39 · answer #3 · answered by rambhool 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! That’s terrific! So deliciously humorous!! I loved every line! Granted all that is true! STILL We give a guy a Smile and he'll come running from a mile!!! That's just us you guys lovely little darlings... and that's the way we will like it to stay!!! A Golden Star for you! After all we love you guys too!!!
2007-07-30 21:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Soooo true! That is correct hmmm the lengths you poor men go through to keep us happy but arent we worth it! Hehehaha anyway have a golden star!LOLZ!
2007-08-07 12:47:05 · answer #5 · answered by Sh00ting_St@r! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic analysis. Well , it's all fact of life and one has to bear with all this sort of irritations to live in this world and enjoy also.
2007-08-03 07:05:41 · answer #6 · answered by chandraprakash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the teenage years, the brave new world of dating.
2007-08-07 05:31:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
True.... 10/10 and here's a star too!
2007-08-07 03:28:02 · answer #8 · answered by LizzWeasley 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*U r soooooooo damn right !!!
But what the heck is PArt -3 ???
Where r part 1 &2 ??
A Star for u !!!!!!!!!
2007-07-31 01:20:05 · answer #9 · answered by ๏๓ รђคภtเ, รђคภtเ รђคภtเ ....... ! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hi shakti
u wrote awsome nd it is right 2,
2007-08-02 01:09:35 · answer #10 · answered by SmArTy SeHeR cHaNd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋