A mother walks into her daughters room holding a condom in her hand, "I found this while cleaning your room today.... Are you sexually active?" To which the daughter replies, "No, I just lay there."
2007-07-30 20:26:40 · 13 answers · asked by sami 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha nice one
A teenager goes into a pharmacy. He's little bit shy when talking to the pharmacist. "I'd like to buy some condoms" he says. The pharmacists asks him
"have you ever bought condoms before son?"
"Nope"
"here is how it works" the pharacist says "we got your three packs for when you are in high school. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. A three pack, see. Then we got a 7 pack when you are in college - Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Then we got a 12 pack for when you are married. "January, February, …."
2007-07-30 20:48:08 · answer #1 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tut, tut!
Thanks for the laugh!
10/10 + *
2007-07-30 20:31:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha, nice one, made me laugh out load there. pmsl.
2007-07-30 23:08:59 · answer #3 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-30 21:25:37 · answer #4 · answered by j w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2007-07-30 20:31:11 · answer #5 · answered by bobbobbob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AAAWWW! My God! That was so freakin' funny! Star for you!!!
2007-07-30 21:03:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-07-30 21:41:50 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha
2007-07-30 22:01:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, very funny
2007-07-30 21:31:50 · answer #9 · answered by wizard of the East 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. I like it
2007-07-30 20:33:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋