George Bush was thrilled at finally being able to sleep in the White House, but something very strange happened. On the first night he was awakened by George Washington’s ghost. Welcoming the opportunity to communicate with the father of our country, Bush asked, “President Washington, what is the best thing I can do to help the nation?”
“Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” Washington replied.
Later that night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appeared in the bedroom, and Bush asked him the same question.
“Cut taxes and reduce the size of the government,” Jefferson said.
Still later, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appeared and Bush asked once again, “Abe, please tell me, what is the best thing I can do to help the nation?”
Lincoln replied, “Go see a play.”
2007-07-30 19:36:48 · 18 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Amazing! I've never heard of this one before, and it's soooo true! Good one, sir!
2007-07-30 19:50:51 · answer #1 · answered by Redeemer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
George Harrison
2016-04-01 02:21:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prettty Funny
2007-08-07 03:00:39 · answer #3 · answered by ImSpoilednLoveit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Abe likes bush as much as the rest of us. At least he was honest
2007-08-07 02:49:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good! Although you have to know some history in order to understand it and I am sorry to say that most American's won't even get this joke.
2007-07-30 19:42:31 · answer #5 · answered by Jenn 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
D. None of the Above. He should stop eating sugar before bed.
2007-07-30 19:41:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow lincoln loves bush
2007-07-30 19:41:26 · answer #7 · answered by zachhutchison 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
this is the BEST!!! i have to agree with lincoln on that one!!! as a matter of fact, I'LL BUY THE TICKET!! haha lmao.....oh yea, star for you lol
2007-08-07 09:16:41 · answer #8 · answered by jarrington1689 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke,took me a while but I got it ,star for you
2007-08-06 17:03:05 · answer #9 · answered by Charlotte's Dad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that it incorporates intelligent with history.
2007-08-04 19:10:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋