Three men, a German, an Irishman and a Chinaman all reported for their first day of work on the new rail line.
The Foreman greeted them and began by assigning them their jobs.
He started with the German "your in charge of placing the track"
Then the Irishman "you drive the spikes"
Then he said to the Chinaman, " Your in charge of supplies"
With that he said he'd return in an hour to see how they were and walked off.
an hour later he returned to find the German and the Irishman sitting an talking.
In a roar he yelled " WHY HAVEN'T YOU STARTED, YOU SHOULD HAVE LAID 500 FEET OF TRACK BY NOW!!!!"
The German replied ' Ze Chinaman, He not return wit ze supplies!"
the Irishman responds, " Dat Chinaman walked off, and we've not seen 'im since"
The forman enraged, storms off to locate the Chinaman. As he passes a large boulder the Chinaman jumps out and yells..... :"SUPPLIES!!!!!"
2007-07-30 18:24:52 · 10 answers · asked by The Forgotten 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha lol!!! omg, that is so funny!
2007-07-30 18:33:26 · answer #1 · answered by ♥...........♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A priest is standing on the platform waiting for his train to depart and when the loco crew see him, knowing that priests are often train enthusiasts, they invite him up on the footplate (it's a steam loco btw). The priest says, I know you fellows work long and unsociable hours, what do you do for food? The fireman replies, we take our food with us. Then we clean the shovel and put the food on the shovel, stick it in the firehole and it cooks, just like in an oven. Then the priest says, I notice there aren't any toilet facilities in this cab. What do you do if you get taken short? The fireman replies, well, you see this shovel...
2016-05-18 21:10:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good! Definite communication issues there!
2007-07-31 11:16:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Star for you man! Made my day.
2007-07-31 08:09:47 · answer #4 · answered by Thomas B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha...good one.
2007-07-30 21:53:01 · answer #5 · answered by aMUSEd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, That was FUNNY
2007-07-30 19:16:00 · answer #6 · answered by Dragon Slayer™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
EXCELLENT!!!!
It took sometime to understand....but can't stop laughing now...
great gr8 joke.....
2007-07-30 20:43:25 · answer #7 · answered by GS 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAH!!! At long, f*cking last!!! an original joke!!! STAR!!!
2007-07-31 02:18:09 · answer #8 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahahahaha..and guess what he have for breakfast? flied lice!!!...hahahahaha...
2007-07-30 18:35:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha, that is soooo funny!!!!!!
That made my day....
2007-07-31 04:02:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonnnn24424 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋