2007-07-30 17:20:55 · 20 answers · asked by soniye88 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thought this place needed some comic relief.
2007-07-30 17:22:11 · update #1
Have you ever tried putting scrambled egg back into it's shell? What a mess! :-D
2007-07-30 17:37:39 · answer #1 · answered by Taliesin Pen Beirdd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"And finally, I've always drawn a great deal of moral comfort from Humpty Dumpty. The part I like the best? "All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again." That's because there is no Humpty Dumpty, and there is no God. None, not one, no God, never was." --George Carlin
Strange how something along those lines actually fit into the R&S category, huh? :P
2007-07-31 00:24:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the king's men ran out of carrot's for the horses so they decided to eat him instead. Plus no one knows this but humpty dumpty was a mean mean character who dumped his gf for selfish reasons so i hope he suffers. LOL JK but you totally know what and who im talking about.
2007-07-31 13:22:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he was pushed. All the king's men said they couldn't put him back together again to cover up Humpty's murder.
2007-07-31 00:24:08 · answer #4 · answered by mommyofmegaboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonder-full, His/hers false self was shattered by the cosmic experience . Once this happens the beliefs of the herd are seen for what they are, Prison Bars.
2007-07-31 00:30:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interpretation:
Because often times in life what has been done cannot be undone. It's saying that we must be careful in what we do in life, the repercussions could be bad for our health.
2007-07-31 00:27:32 · answer #6 · answered by Got Questions? I've Got Answ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because of global warming.........when he hit the sidewalk he started to fry. They had an omelette for dinner though, so it was kind of a happy ending.
2007-07-31 00:26:09 · answer #7 · answered by thewolfskoll 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he had a great fall
And they are trained in fighting but not in joining hearts
2007-07-31 00:40:29 · answer #8 · answered by The More I learn The More I'm Uneducated 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because horses tend to be unskilled in putting things back together.....
2007-07-31 00:23:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well; The horses part is easy, they had no thumb.
2007-07-31 00:24:53 · answer #10 · answered by expertless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋