Judge:
Sir, you've been brought here for drinking.
Drunk:
OK, your Honor, let's get started!
2007-07-30 17:07:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A judge presiding over a court in Washington, D.C., was administering the oath to a boy of tender years, and to him put the following question:
"Have you ever taken the oath? Do you know how to swear, my boy?"
Whereupon the lad responded: "Yes, sir. I am your caddie at the Chevy Chase Club."
2007-07-31 10:13:39 · answer #1 · answered by Don B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
oh ok it tooke me a few seconds to get it maybe im stupid or tired i dont know but it made me smile
2007-07-30 17:12:11 · answer #2 · answered by prnszcrtny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! 10!
2007-07-30 17:12:42 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but made me open one
2007-07-30 17:10:23 · answer #4 · answered by KJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Old, but funny. LOL! :D
2007-07-30 17:15:21 · answer #5 · answered by aka Rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..nice..cure my worried a little!
2007-07-30 17:18:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-07-30 17:10:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋