Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together.
One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head, raps on the table and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood."
She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
2007-07-30 16:47:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol... do you remember the one about the old lady who lived in a small town, and the census taker came by? He asked her all kinds of questions, but when it came to her age, she was very evasive. She asked him if he had been up to see the Hill sisters (her close neighbors) yet. When he said he had already been there, she said slyly, "Just put down I'm as old as the Hills".
I can't remember this joke very well, but thought you might and could post it.... thanks for always sharing your laughs with us. :-) bbjo.
2007-07-30 17:18:44 · answer #1 · answered by bb jo 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha!! Bless Their Hearts!! LOL. LOL.
I Love it!
2007-07-31 14:37:04 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-30 17:09:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
a star 4 u!
2007-07-30 16:51:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard that one.. a little funny, i chuckled
2016-04-01 02:10:42 · answer #5 · answered by Kristina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow I take care old elderly people and you nailed that one. Thanks I will remember that at work tomorrow
2007-07-30 16:55:35 · answer #6 · answered by KJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i think i will not reach that age. i'll start drinking memory enhancers.
^_^
2007-08-02 18:13:49 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-30 16:56:25 · answer #8 · answered by Zarzoorner 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i love your jokes! there always funny!
2007-07-30 16:52:29 · answer #9 · answered by baby 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wahahaha!
good one!
oh wait.. did i forget something?
oh yeah.. i forgot to laugh!
hahaha!
=P
2007-07-30 17:21:05 · answer #10 · answered by Sleepy One 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋