LARRY GETS HOME LATE ONE NIGHT AND, LINDA, HIS WIFE SAYS, "WHERE IN THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?"
LARRY REPLIES, "I WAS OUT GETTING A TATTOO."
"A TATTOO?" SHE FROWNED. "WHAT KIND OF TATTOO DID YOU GET?"
"I GOT A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL ON MY PRIVATES," HE SAID PROUDLY.
"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?" SHE SAID, SHAKING HER HEAD IN DISGUST. "WHY ON EARTH WOULD AN ACCOUNTANT GET A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL TATTOOED ON HIS PRIVATES?"
"WELL, ONE, I LIKE TO WATCH MY MONEY GROW. TWO, ONCE IN A WHILE I LIKE TO PLAY WITH MY MONEY. THREE, I LIKE HOW MONEY FEELS IN MY HAND. AND, LASTLY, INSTEAD OF YOU GOING OUT SHOPPING, YOU CAN STAY RIGHT HERE AT HOME AND BLOW A HUNDRED BUCKS ANYTIME YOU WANT."
LARRY IS RECOVERING IN ROOM 233 AT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL
2007-07-30 16:37:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha serves him right hahahahaha heehehehe
wait....my uncle larry is in room 233.............
OMFG, that explains so much.....
haha, =D
2007-07-30 16:51:36 · answer #1 · answered by ♥femme fatale♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Poor Larry.
2007-07-31 01:29:15 · answer #2 · answered by lost 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cool
2007-08-05 01:09:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha that was good. 10/10
2007-07-30 23:40:41 · answer #4 · answered by Joi S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA i love that one it was funny
2007-07-31 00:20:10 · answer #5 · answered by prnszcrtny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny ^_^
he has a point but i think hers was better
thanks for sharing!
2007-08-03 01:20:56 · answer #6 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha nice havent heard that one before
2007-07-30 23:45:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny... lol bbjo.
2007-07-31 00:23:03 · answer #8 · answered by bb jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny love it
2007-07-30 23:50:03 · answer #9 · answered by nida 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! You are Sooo BAD!! tsk! tsk! tsk! ... and WRONG! ...
... and HILARIOUS!! LOL LOL. You Scroundral! ... heeheehee.
2007-07-31 21:31:47 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋