"Hollywood pigeons to be put on the pill"
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070730/ap_on_re_us/hollywood_pigeons
2007-07-30 16:03:03 · 8 answers · asked by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i know, itsa pathetic attempt to lighten the mood. sorry, if this offended anyone.
2007-07-30 16:04:45 · update #1
Pigeons have crazy rythm; have you ever seen them walk?
They taught Mick Jagger everything he knows. They taught me how to walk like a pimp.
2007-07-30 16:07:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I've got ten bucks that says that back fires on them. In a year when the pigeon pop. is down to like 5 they are going to wish they had never done this. And the Catholic church isn't a good idea. They will have a bunch birds at mass. When they go up to communion, there will be wafers, and bird seed. Well anyway, I think this just proves that California is the wackiest state in the unioin.
2007-07-30 23:10:53 · answer #2 · answered by Joel 2 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pigeons, regretfully, are no longer Catholic - even the best efforts of St. Francis of Assisi were not successful.
Pigeons were actually Catholic until the year 1522 when a pigeon known as "The Great Carrier" pecked out a list of grievences on the cathedral door.
Chief among his complaints was the fact he was not invited to the Diet of Worms of 1521. (look it up).
2007-07-30 23:15:34 · answer #3 · answered by scourgeoftheleft 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately, if Catholic Roulette was used, we would have so many "accidental" pigeons the problem would still exist... I'm uncertain why there aren't more protests on this subject though... "every egg deserves to hatch" or something along those lines... the fact that an egg is never laid is irrelevant!
2007-07-30 23:10:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a precise technical term for women who attempt to control pregnancy via the rhythm method: they are called "mothers". The Catholic attitude toward sexuality is not just wrong -- it is criminally stupid: people DIE from doing it. Fortunately, most practicing Catholics ignore the Church's silly teaching on the subject.
2007-07-30 23:13:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
As I've heard it put before:
"I got rhythm!
I'm a Catholic!
I got twelve kids!
Who could ask for anything more!"
(Sung in my best Ethel Merman voice.)
2007-07-30 23:17:27 · answer #6 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Anyone offended by this question probably wants to be offended.
2007-07-30 23:08:17 · answer #7 · answered by RickySTT, EAC 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
LOL
2007-07-30 23:05:56 · answer #8 · answered by Prof Fruitcake 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋