Evolutionophobia sufferers or ‘evophobes’ are people suffering a debilitating illness – the fear of proven scientific theories. The illness spreads easily from parent to child and in some areas, it is in near epidemic proportions. Treatment in the form of basic education is readily available and has proven to be very effective in a lot of cases but the illness seems to have a will of its own to survive. Sufferers appear like automatons chanting passages from an old book of nonsense stories and parroting phrases learnt from other sufferers deeper under the effects of the disease.
Eradicating this disease could be modern mans greatest achievement but it’s going to take a lot of effort. Do you care enough?
2007-07-30 15:55:37 · 14 answers · asked by Desiree 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sorry. My money's already been sent to the Anti-Homophobia clan. It's a more important cause to me...
You two should team up and host a BBQ. I'll man the grill.
2007-07-30 15:59:27 · answer #1 · answered by pamiekins 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's telling that you cut off your citation just before the commentary on how other studies have concluded that we have been experiencing sharp rises. Included in such studies is at least one funded by our own Department of Homeland Security. Given that you so selectively cite from the article, I can only conclude that you have a strong bias for the answer that you want. I'm not sure what you wish to accomplish with this question, but you must realize that you are likely to get people with similar biases to agree with you. Meanwhile, people with the contrary bias will pull out their own favorite data to "prove" you wrong. Anybody who is unbiased (a challenge, I admit) will simply find you to not be credible.
2016-05-18 02:30:57 · answer #2 · answered by estella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is my understanding that a daily addition to diet of three bottles (minimum)(in addition to the daily recommended requirement of six bottles) of Corona Extra will immunize a patient to the point that the disease has no effect. The only known side effect, aside from liver disease and malfunction of the kidneys, is the inability of the patient to function normally in certain social situations. Patients have shown a
"Lassie Faire" attitude toward any type of scientific theories.
Surgeon Generals Office
AEN
2007-07-30 16:14:48 · answer #3 · answered by Grendel's Father 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but how do I apply to be a recipient of the fund as I "suffer" from "evolutionphobia" and what are the requirements for accesssing such assistance?
2007-07-30 17:13:07 · answer #4 · answered by Abbasangel 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Throwing money at the problem wont help.
Let's just start a campaign to artificially select out the evophobes.
2007-07-30 16:11:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stop Theoidiocy Now!
Yeah, I care!
atheist
2007-07-30 16:01:05 · answer #6 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I will certainly help out! the mind is a terrible thing to waste! It's a terrifying and sad epidemic.....and so easily cured! why won't they seek help?
2007-07-31 01:03:59 · answer #7 · answered by redcatt63 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will volunteer out at the pier to gather all my Sea going Otter Folk. We'll help to fight this horrible ongoing disease! Next thing you know, some kid is going to tell me their God told them that God gave them dominion over us! Grrr!!!
And we'd hate to have to snap at a child for what a silly parent has told them!
2007-07-30 16:09:01 · answer #8 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes I do. I vote you all my allowance for the next year and a half.
2007-07-31 04:29:39 · answer #9 · answered by Mighty Sasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a missionary in the field...can I get a stipend?
2007-07-30 16:10:44 · answer #10 · answered by biology.teacher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋