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2007-07-30 15:46:08 · 21 answers · asked by Atheist Eye Candy 8 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

21 answers

I have already given myself to the Dark Side.

2007-07-30 16:15:40 · answer #1 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 3 0

No, I don't. Thank you for asking and not just forcing me to join. (Polite Dark side?)

2007-07-30 23:16:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Everyone on the Dark Side seems to have a poor complexion. So no.

2007-07-30 22:50:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I accept my dark side and my light side fully balanced both are of me and are me . Love and light

2007-07-30 22:54:53 · answer #4 · answered by Lightworker 3 · 0 0

Can't do any more than i already have ! i am in the darkest part of my life already and loving it ! no body wants to know my mate Craig and i as when we get together all Hell breaks loose,and no body is safe,he has told me that if i ever attend church again he will cut off my Goolies and feed them to his Pirana,and this guy stands 6'8",thats 8" more than me ???????

2007-07-30 22:58:41 · answer #5 · answered by the-Devil-is-King 2 · 1 0

If you are not washed in the blood of Jesus Christ, you are already a member of the "dark side."

2007-07-30 23:48:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Read your Bible, we are all BORN on the dark side. That's what born again means!!! Being reborn in the spirit of Christ, which is truth, life, and the way.

2007-07-30 22:49:29 · answer #7 · answered by Just_One_Man's_Opinion 5 · 0 3

Starwars? I stay with Yoda... lol
2x they pay... one time with the internet connection
and one time with their very soul against themselves
Allah says I don't overburden you with more than you can handle and I am ever mercyful upon you....
we only overburden ourselves and allow ourselves to be treated as such.... If a man is yelling down the street, do I hear him.... surely I can choose to not listen to him at all...
They make that choice the same way they make the choice to leave the submission of Allah... Salam

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Allah is all good he never does anything to harm us other than what we do for our ownself... Salam
If he made it all easy, then what is the point! Its called a blessing and reward... if you didn't do anything why should you be blessed.. Cause Allah SWT said he will give those that are not with him more than those who are with him in this world.. and those who are with him will have infinate blessings and mercy for eternity... I rather have nothing here and everything there...anytime!

One eyelash in heaven is greater than everything we can see and imagine here ONE EYE LASH!
And the lord says.... good riddance for those who don't believe. If he says good riddance what are we going to do.. huh? lol
Those who are guided will remain in the guidance for ever and ever for eternity.. and those who have allowed themselves to be led astray have never been guided by anything on the face of this earth... Amin.

What comes up, must come down... they will be dealt with in accordance to what they do... and he will inform them of all things, and everything they ever said and did, will be revealed and thier own skin will remove itself and speak against or for them.. Salam and that day, they will have to do exactly what he says and nothing else.. that day is the day we all wait for, those who believe, Christiians, Jews and Muslims alike even those that say they are Atheist they may have a mustard seed of faith in their heart and they don't even know it.. they will be saved... the only ones that will not be saved are those who make partners with Allah... for that is the greatest sin any soul can commit against itself.... The lord is Just.. you have been given a choice.. and you choose it.. don't cry to us about it... surely the lord said its forbidden for you to complain after you have been given the proof for your very eyes to see and reject the faith is like rejecting yourself..he cares not what you do.. but he wishes for you to be with him.. that is why your born to worship him and him alone...1.5hrs for him 22.5hrs for yourself.... I think that is more than a fair deal....don't you!

2007-07-30 22:53:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

shyeah! wait, i'm already a card carrying member.

go evil, darth vader and such! lol.

2007-07-30 22:49:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Do I get a light saber?

2007-07-30 22:48:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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