what would they be?
2007-07-30 15:45:04 · 22 answers · asked by Cathy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
zallles, I hope you're kidding.
2007-07-30 15:49:38 · update #1
1. A free pass to buy anything.
2. The best looks someone could have.
3. Unlimited amount of more wishes! LoL! HAHA!
2007-07-30 15:50:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this.
Little Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct, ma'am!" he says.
"Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.
"Well, ma'am, the other day I was playing with my cat on the porch. When the neighbors' Great Dane came around the corner, my cat went 'ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!' and before he could say '****' the dog ate him!"
2007-07-30 23:20:50 · answer #2 · answered by Devil 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wish I was the next big Publishers Clearing House Multimillion Dollar winner.
I wish the taxes on the winnings were paid.
I wish I had perfect eyesight.
2007-07-30 22:50:06 · answer #3 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
wish one...to be sent to another servivable planet all alone..and that would mean i could care less about wishes two and three because im would not need them to impress other so called humans..most of whom dont give a crap about you any how..plus i wouldnt have worry about if there really is a GOD or not..i can be or do what ever i want..nobody can laugh or complain, which seems to be a passtime for dull humans...
2007-07-30 23:05:57 · answer #4 · answered by eb_guy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
to grant most of the wishes above
for the sun to shine every day
let who ever gave me the wis have a wish
I am happy with life
2007-07-30 22:55:51 · answer #5 · answered by KJ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1) $300,000 to split evenly into mine and my brother and sister's bank accounts for school.
2) A nice house.
3) I really want my dog back...I have no idea where he is...
Yeah. I'm a pretty simple person.
2007-07-30 22:49:11 · answer #6 · answered by Bri 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
1) Be a brainy
2) Top industrialist
3) Give me a genie...thank u!
2007-07-30 23:13:06 · answer #7 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
For my avatar and yours 2 get married and for you to have everything youve ever wannted and for me 2 love you forever
lol jk money
my girl and i to have more connection
my family to not be so broken
2007-07-30 22:47:44 · answer #8 · answered by My Good times 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1.that everytime i wanted to buy something i could pull the exact amount out of my pocket
2.that i had nicer friends because most of my friends are mean
3.and that my crush liked me
2007-07-30 23:17:51 · answer #9 · answered by Trust Me h!3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Win the lotto, have a baby, start up a gift basket company.
2007-07-30 22:50:09 · answer #10 · answered by Jules 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋