A Psychiatrist had promised to take his patients from the asylum to a baseball game so he trained them to follow his commands. On the day of the game they were all settled in the stadium and when the band came out to play he shouted "Clap Nut's" and they all clapped, when the National Anthem began he shouted "Up Nut's" and they all stood up, the first home run was scored and he shouted "Cheer Nut's" and they all cheered. They Psychiatrist was rather pleased with himself and decided to go and get a beer, so leaving his assistant in charge off he went. When he came back there was a Riot going on, he asked his assistant what had happened and the assistant said "Everything was going great until the vendor came along and shouted "PEANUTS"
2007-07-30 15:34:22 · 20 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well they were only following orders
2007-07-31 04:43:34 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture. Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class.
One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs." "Very good, William," cooed the teacher.
"My mommy had a baby," said little Esther. "Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher.
Finally, little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and trepidation, the teacher calls on him. "I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians. And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his two guns." The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do with sex education, Johnny?"
"It'll teach those Indians not to **** with the Lone Ranger."
2007-07-30 16:35:05 · answer #2 · answered by Devil 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your infant is kicking you, telling you to FEEEED IT! JK the farther you get alongside the greater in lots of cases they say you will experience your infant and it in basic terms isn't the tiny little bumps the two
2016-10-08 21:07:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke was funny, but "just a girl" gave a completely insane and funnier answer.....don't know if it was intentional.
2007-07-30 16:05:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. I'd give it a star but I've reached my limit :)
Funny and original.
2007-07-30 16:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by vlyplyr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
l imagine the game was halted due to a rain delay, who won?
2007-07-30 19:38:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha plop <<< thats me laughing my head off
2007-07-30 23:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just a girl is allergic to peanuts
2007-07-30 15:58:57 · answer #8 · answered by edawg2362 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Same to you this morning my dear sir! nice one to start with. After all it is only baseball!!!!!!!
2007-07-30 17:48:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
jim jnr m x where is he x bring him back x ... every one a gem x lol
2007-08-01 09:39:05 · answer #10 · answered by orac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋