"I Like Your Thinking"
A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''
The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''
''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''
Star If FUNNY:)
2007-07-30 15:14:54 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
for the person that said its not good for kids its only nasty if u think wrong
2007-07-30 15:22:42 · update #1
hahahahaha...i think its funny..lol..hehehehe...i like the way he thinks..lol.
2007-07-30 15:24:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a bad idea to play UNO with mexicans? Because they will always steal your green-cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a car. Who's driving? A cop What's the difference between a blackman and a bench? A bench can support a family of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump and swim is already here.
2016-05-18 02:11:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star 4 u
2007-07-30 15:19:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh I love Johnny
* for Johnny
2007-07-30 15:28:58 · answer #4 · answered by ★s a m y★ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny...classics, gotta love 'em
2007-07-30 15:47:29 · answer #5 · answered by Adia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-30 15:21:43 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
personally,i like the 'johnny'jokes...theres a star
2007-07-30 15:36:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah its funny.i like your thinking
2007-07-30 15:47:34 · answer #8 · answered by tara jcrest 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats great
2007-07-30 15:19:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
isnt funny, this is mind blowing
2007-07-30 15:38:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋