Fred returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
Given this prognosis, Fred asks his wife for sex. She agrees, and they make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please just one more time before I die?"
She says, "Of course, dear." And they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep.
Fred, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses.
"Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we
could.....?"
At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Fred, I have to get up in the morning. You don't."
2007-07-30 14:28:53 · 27 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA HA HA LMAO Star for you :)
2007-07-30 14:32:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good a star 4 u
2007-08-07 02:37:37 · answer #2 · answered by kelly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pragmatic.
2007-07-30 14:41:19 · answer #3 · answered by Harriet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oo poor fred
2007-08-07 04:00:53 · answer #4 · answered by polly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
Can't wait to tell my husband! He'll laugh just as much as I am.
10/10 for that one, and a star is on its way! *
Thanks for cheering up my day!
2007-07-30 20:26:20 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
that sucks!
<3
2007-08-05 18:42:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2007-08-07 08:05:16 · answer #7 · answered by NyNy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats harsh.
lol
it was good though.
star for you.
yay.
2007-08-07 09:52:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mean wife, good joke
2007-08-07 01:00:48 · answer #9 · answered by suni 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS SO MEAN!!!!!! Star 4 u!!!!!!!!! I guess we women are crueler than i thought!
2007-07-31 03:43:16 · answer #10 · answered by Yemi A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
aww poor fred.
hahaha that was SUPERR funny
2007-08-06 10:33:00 · answer #11 · answered by Lauren! :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋