A bus stops and two men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly.
"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
£ 5.00 says you're gonna read this again! :)
2007-07-30 13:50:57 · 24 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay, you got me. Where do I send the five pounds (had to spell that out because my keyboard only does dollars).
2007-07-30 14:03:19 · answer #1 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2016-05-18 01:43:23 · answer #2 · answered by lien 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did read it again! Very funny! Star 4 u!
2007-07-31 03:47:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, sure did read it again. Lol That was really good. Thank you for sharing.
2007-07-30 14:09:03 · answer #4 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i owe you a fiver, first time i read it i thought you were on about houses,then i got confused,then i read the last bit and scrolled back through it and it made perfect sense,ha ha very good:-)
2007-07-30 13:59:05 · answer #5 · answered by stokies 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
excellent star for you
and when did you become a top contributer i am so proud of you
xxx
vici
2007-07-31 08:10:11 · answer #6 · answered by vici 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
~hands you $5 and a star~ LOL good one!
2007-07-30 14:13:00 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You got me! I read it again!
2007-07-30 13:54:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you should put more than 5 pounds!
2007-07-30 15:17:12 · answer #9 · answered by ஐ♥P u S s y CaT♥ஐ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha i read again thats funny
2007-07-30 14:00:16 · answer #10 · answered by slimcandybar 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋