a junky walks into a corner shop and asks the man
" have you got an cat food?"
the assistant replies
" oh no, i know what you're like you dirty b*~ggar, show me a cat and you'll get cat food !"
the man pulls a cat from his pocket and show him it. he gets the food
next day, same junky, same shop
" can i get some dog food?"
" show me a dog and you'll get dog food ".. hauls a dog from his toher pocket and gets the food..
NEXT DAY, the junky comes in with a huge parcel.. wrapped and bowed and lays it on the counter..
the assistant says
" whats this now ? "
junky says " present for you "..
the assistant opens it up, and there lies the biggest pile of p*ss and crap you've ever seen
" can i get some toilet paper ? "..
2007-07-30 13:32:53 · 16 answers · asked by 18/M/Scotland 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant - absolutely brilliant - LOL
2007-07-30 14:12:06 · answer #1 · answered by geoff2934 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's the original joke............
A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the check out counter.
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of older people buy cat food to eat, and the government requires proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."
The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store, and they sold her the cat food.
The next day, she tried to buy three cans of dog food. Again the cashier demanded proof that she had a dog, because older people sometimes eat dog food.
She went home and brought in her dog, and they sold her dog food.
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid, and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole but the cashier refused, saying "No, you might have a snake in there." The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and exclaimed, "That smells like ****." The little old lady said, "It is. Now can I buy three rolls of toilet paper?"
2007-07-30 20:40:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-30 20:38:37 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, Wanda B's version is much funnier.
2007-07-30 20:55:03 · answer #4 · answered by alandi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, funny, funny. I had a good time reading your jokes.
2007-07-30 20:37:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, this was funny. Good One....
2007-07-30 20:49:18 · answer #6 · answered by ♥PirplePashn♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck! I like it tho.
2007-07-30 20:51:47 · answer #7 · answered by dm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha OMG that was funny
2007-07-30 21:01:13 · answer #8 · answered by Bre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-07-30 20:48:43 · answer #9 · answered by helen34 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't the best joke. Kinda dumb actually.
2007-07-30 20:36:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋