What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when he hits a windscreen?..... his @rse!
What does a guy and a car have in common?..... They both have the ability to misfire!
Why do guy's have they're best ideas in bed?....... Becasuse they're plugged into a genius!
What did one saggy t it say to the other saggy t it?......If we don't get some support soon people will think were nuts!
How can you tell when a woman is having a bad day?.....She has a tampon behind her ear, and she cannot find her cigarette!!
Why don't blind men skydive?....... Because it scares the s hit out the dog!
What does a dwarf get when he runs through a womans legs?.....A cli t round the ear and a flap accross the face!
What do you an Af gan virgin?....Never bin laid on!
2007-07-30 13:17:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
TUT TUT..... Midnight Rambler,Let's see if you get these?? Molly bloody Weir LMAO!!
2007-07-30 13:21:04 · update #1
ME!!! the very bloody cheek of it lol!! well erm vodka red bull actually! would you like one your'e welcome,
Why you ask anyways the Molly weir bit ????? LOL u know!!
2007-07-30 13:27:54 · update #2
Don't make fun of my people. (MEN)
Do make fun of Bin Laden.
2007-07-30 13:21:38 · answer #1 · answered by Stan Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-13 03:50:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're about as funny as a roofer who likes to step back and admire his work!
2007-07-30 13:27:05 · answer #3 · answered by Flying Dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the 3rd one the best its so funny.
What's slimy cold long and smells like pork
Kermit the frogs finger
2007-07-30 13:27:26 · answer #4 · answered by Bowchickawowwoww 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool, I like the third one and the 2nd last ones especially!!
2007-07-30 13:20:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
paddy caused a panic in harrods he was looking for bed linen
2007-07-30 13:26:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 point yay
2007-07-30 13:22:35 · answer #7 · answered by Ninja 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
2007-07-30 13:31:22 · answer #8 · answered by dm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wtf have you been drinking
2007-07-30 13:24:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋