A little boy goes up to his mom and says "mommy can take a shower with you?"
The mom says no, so the boys goes "please it's my birthday" "Ok" says the mom
"just don't look up or down" "Ok I promise" says the boy. But as soon as they're
in the shower the boy looks up and says "mommy what are those?" so the mom says
"those are my headlights" "oh" says the boy. Then he looks down and says "mommy
what is that?" so she says "that's my bush" "oh" said the boy.
So later the boy goes up to his dad and says "daddy can take a shower with
you?" and the dad says "no". "Please it's my birthday" "ok" said the dad "just
don't look down" "ok I promise" said the boy.
But as soon as they're in the shower the boy looks down and says "daddy what's
that?" so the dad says "that's my snake" "oh" said the boy.
So later that night the boy says "mommy, daddy can I get in bed with you I had
a bad dream" "no" say his parents. "Please it's my birthday" "Ok" said his
parents "just don't look under the covers" "ok I promise" said the boy.
But as soon as he's in the bed he looks under the covers and screams "mom turn
your head lights there's a snake in your bush!"
2007-07-30 12:32:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi Love, Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I love this very funny my friend. Lol Lol.
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-07-30 19:36:59 · answer #1 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I like the part were the boy was taking a shower with his mom. But you lost me when he stated to take a shower with his dad.
2007-07-30 12:39:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not a lot of light from the 'head lights ' in that story . . . . but at least the lad went to bed clean that night !
2007-07-30 13:00:25 · answer #3 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That kid is weird, wanting to shower with his parents. But it was still funny.
2007-07-30 13:15:22 · answer #4 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-30 12:44:04 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you got paid for every joke, you would make a fortune. lol
2007-07-30 19:31:49 · answer #6 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!
Not as gd as the others. No star 4 u.
Ok you can have a star.
2007-07-30 21:57:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, thats funny
2007-07-30 12:36:55 · answer #8 · answered by Southern Belle 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
aaahahahhah thats funny
2007-07-30 12:35:30 · answer #9 · answered by Haley 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ROTFL, mwhahaha that's a killer!! 10/10!
2007-07-30 12:37:41 · answer #10 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋