They say Men don't listen...
Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him,
tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes
from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning, Mark got up really early before work. When his wife
woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure
enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the
driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway,
and took the box into the house.
She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors...
2007-07-30 12:32:16 · 13 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-30 12:38:12 · answer #1 · answered by Southern Belle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bwahahahaha! That was her bad, too! some women fail to put things into simple, easy-to-understand words for men, and so they make thier own assumptions based on what they are given *say, a fat wife*
that is tooooo funny.
*takes foot out of mouth*
2007-07-30 19:36:36 · answer #2 · answered by hell hath no fury 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!! That's funny!! 10/10!
2007-07-30 20:18:40 · answer #3 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was Mark thinking? No bathroom scales.
2007-07-30 20:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-30 19:59:33 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great. Never heard it before either. have a star.
2007-07-30 20:18:14 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Fancy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaahahahaha!
sucks for him
<3
2007-08-06 01:40:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha aha what a thought ful husband
2007-08-03 18:54:17 · answer #8 · answered by sara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was going to answer this joke, but I forgot what it was about.
2007-07-30 19:41:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! I'll give you a star.
2007-07-30 20:03:22 · answer #10 · answered by dm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-08-06 01:04:48 · answer #11 · answered by demonbat2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋