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I keep getting emails from a mailer daemon! Boy is he repetitive.

2007-07-30 12:32:05 · 33 answers · asked by in a handbasket 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

33 answers

You get those too?? He never sends any good stuff, does he?

2007-07-30 12:34:52 · answer #1 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 4 0

If it's your yahoo account, just click the spam button while one of it's emails is open. If that doesn't work, call the geek squad or your computer provider. Generally, computers are not posessed by the devil. I don't think he likes technology very much.

If you really keep having problems, you might look into switching your email browser. Mozilla Firefox is supposed to be really good at catching a lot of this stuff.

2007-07-30 12:38:31 · answer #2 · answered by writersrule05 2 · 0 0

Hold down the exorcise key for 5 seconds.

2007-07-30 12:36:14 · answer #3 · answered by novangelis 7 · 1 0

Thou shalt add the offending email domain to thy junk senders list. Then thou shalt be free of the evil demons of spam.

2007-07-31 00:27:48 · answer #4 · answered by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5 · 1 0

Well, if you sprinkle the keyboard and monitor with enough holy water, I can almost guarantee that you won't have that problem any more.

And the number for your nearest Best Buys store is. . .

2007-07-30 12:37:01 · answer #5 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 1 0

You need to swirl some chicken giblets around in front of your PC, while chanting "U-nix, U-nix..." and praying for guidance dealing with "specified operations at predefined times or in response to certain events"....

2007-07-30 12:38:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You must have a pretty special computer for the devil himself to want to posess it.

2007-07-30 12:36:06 · answer #7 · answered by Sunrayye 5 · 0 0

There is one way to find out for sure if your computer is possessed or not. Challenge it to kickboxing. If it wins, its possessed and you should probably run for your life, but if you win then you're ok.

2007-07-30 12:35:50 · answer #8 · answered by shrugger 4 · 2 0

Just block his e-mails. Your computer is not possessed but the person may be.

2007-07-30 12:37:12 · answer #9 · answered by JoJoBa 6 · 0 0

I agree with milomax. Call the Geek Squad.

Bonus: geeks are hot.

2007-07-30 12:36:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I was wondering too, because I thought Buffy took him out a long time ago..

2007-07-30 12:35:00 · answer #11 · answered by DrB 7 · 0 0

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