Alternative definitions of some words.......
Avoidable- What a bullfighter tries to do.
Bernadette- The act of torching a mortgage.
Control- A short, ugly inmate.
Eclipse- What an English barber does for a living.
Hero's- What a guy does in a boat.
Pharmacist- A helper on a farm.
Relief- What a tree does in the spring.
Polarize- What a penguin see's with.
Rubberneck- What you do to relax your wife.
Seamstress- Describes a 250lbs in a size 6.
Sudafed- Brought litigation against a government official.
Subdude- A guy who works on one of those attack submarines.
Hope you found them amusing. :O)
2007-07-30 12:30:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I liked them!
Had to re-read one or two, but good on ya!
Any more?
2007-07-30 13:32:46 · answer #1 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!! I love the play on words, english language is so bizarre!! These reminded my of a web page I had bookmarker, will post them in a moment.
2007-07-30 12:49:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somewhat entertaining.
2007-07-30 13:08:15 · answer #3 · answered by dm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the new word 'Testiculating'
Def:- The art of waving your arms about while talking bollox
2007-07-30 13:03:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well I thought they were rather clever. Read each one twice...7/10!
2007-07-30 12:35:53 · answer #5 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Those are pretty funny! 10/10!
2007-07-30 13:23:29 · answer #6 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found them to be hilarious. star.
2007-07-30 16:56:04 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Fancy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good ones. lol!
2007-07-30 13:11:31 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved them ...ignore the others..........I have a list like that somewhere...check my jokes.....have a great week...
2007-07-30 12:35:32 · answer #9 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha i just dont get the control one...ohhh lol =) *star*
2007-07-30 12:57:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋