Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.
Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.
Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?
Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.
Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?
Shut up and pass me the crowbar.
Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?
Shut up and get back in the oven.
mmy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?
Shut up and close the microvawe oven door behind you!
Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?
Shut up and get back in the oven!
2007-07-30 12:18:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i am having a bad night sorry fans xxx
2007-07-30 12:28:32 · update #1
Hi Love, That's okay!!! We all have a bad day once in awhile.
You will be great tomorrow. Lol
A Friend.
poppy1
2007-07-30 19:33:25 · answer #1 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mommy, Mommy, Are you sure dad wont mind me playing this game. Shut up and get back into bed with me....
2007-07-30 19:23:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
They contradict each other. Lovely new kind of jokes. lol
2007-07-31 02:29:59 · answer #3 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No not really. Better Luck next time
2007-07-30 19:22:06 · answer #4 · answered by Southern Belle 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if you are having a bad night just wait until tommorow.
2007-07-30 22:03:12 · answer #5 · answered by scooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a bit sick! I have too vivid an imagination! lol
2007-07-30 19:24:10 · answer #6 · answered by Susie2 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sick and not very funny. 8/10.
2007-07-30 19:35:36 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not funny. not even worthy of a polite smile
2007-07-30 19:24:44 · answer #8 · answered by shrugger 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No comment.
2007-07-30 19:38:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
wasn't funny
2007-07-30 19:22:13 · answer #10 · answered by Normal 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋