...She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he engaged to have sex.
"What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he replied: "Oh i use a hole in a tree."
Horrified' she said: "Tarzan you've got it all wrong, but i will show you how to do it properly."
She took her clothes off and lay down spread her legs and said: "In here in here thats where you put it!"
Tarzan removed his loincloth and gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony, eventually managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"
"Just checking for bee's" Said Tarzan.
2007-07-30
12:11:28
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