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Cute. Did you know there is a "Jokes & Riddles" category? This is Religion & Spirituality.

2007-07-30 12:15:18 · answer #1 · answered by auntb93 7 · 0 0

no, the tip of the iceberg is the place where the lettuce leaf impaled you, because obviously if someone was going to stab you with iceberg lettuce, they would stab you with the tip/ sharp end, and that would be the side lodged in your brain...so technically THAT is the tip of the iceberg...have fun getting it out, and when you do, please stick it onto a sheet of paper and fax it to me, im in need of some calcium, and vitamin f

2007-07-31 21:50:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What? I can't hear you. I have a head of lettuce in my ear.

2007-07-30 19:17:35 · answer #3 · answered by novangelis 7 · 0 0

Lettuce pray...

2007-07-30 19:14:06 · answer #4 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 1 0

Somehow I think the root of your problem goes way deeper than that.

2007-07-30 19:13:41 · answer #5 · answered by Notfooled 4 · 0 0

Har dee har har

2007-07-30 19:20:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I expect not. It would require surgery to take it out.

2007-07-30 19:15:06 · answer #7 · answered by Darth Eugene Vader 7 · 0 0

What if it is Romaine lettuce?

2007-07-30 19:13:38 · answer #8 · answered by FridaY 3 · 1 0

LMAO! that was freaking funny XD

2007-07-30 19:13:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Funny.

2007-07-30 19:13:56 · answer #10 · answered by dopeadevil23 4 · 1 0

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