Found written on the wall in front of a photocopier of a company going through hardships : " DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE - XEROX YOUR PAYCHECKS "
At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation: "Belt your family. It's the law."
Seen while traveling in the Yucatan Peninsula: "Broken English spoken perfectly"
At an Applebee's restaraunt: "NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!"
Fitness Center sign: "Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself - regardless of the facts."
In restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends."
On the freeway in Boston during a MAJOR transformation of the streets and bridges, etc: "Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor."
A sign in front of an advertising agency in south superhighway, Philippines: "A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS"
A sign in front of a Macadamia Nut Factory in Hawaii: "Caution: Nuts crossing
2007-07-30 12:07:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.'
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Sign in King's Canyon in California. 'Slow Parking Ahead'
A billboard seen next to the highway, travelling from Johannesburg International Airport into town. An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down. The caption reads:' Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!'
Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago: Restrooms to the left. Please wait for the hostess to seat you.
Seen in a health food store. "Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot"
2007-07-30 12:08:28 · update #1
At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."
In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."
On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.-Sisters of Mercy"
On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: "38 years on the same spot."
In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."
In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed."
In a New York drugstore: "We dispense with accuracy."
In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."
In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center"
2007-07-30 12:08:47 · update #2
Have a star cos you are a star with your jokes. lol
2007-07-30 19:27:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some of those were pretty funny. I really liked the restaurant 7 days a week one.
2007-07-30 12:13:52 · answer #2 · answered by Nikki M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-07-30 12:15:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. Ha Ha! 10!
2007-07-30 12:11:44 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent ones Lovetoplay.!!!
Printing this one to paste some at work.!!!
10/10 - cheers mate.!!!
2007-07-30 12:12:22 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! 1000/10! im going to copy this and email it to my friends!
2007-07-30 12:17:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I liked them thanks!
2007-07-30 12:14:19 · answer #7 · answered by Southern Belle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋