Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:
Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!
2007-07-30 12:00:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO :)
2007-07-31 13:57:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blonds are walking down the street when they see another blond sitting in an empty field in a row-boat, rowing furiously. The first blond says to the second, "You know, it's people like that that gives us blonds a bad name!" The second blond responds, "I know!! If I knew how to swim, I'd swim right out there and kick her @$$!"
2007-07-30 12:04:50 · answer #2 · answered by ~*Sweet Melissa*~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 blonds are walking down the line on an identical time as they see yet yet another blond sitting in an empty field in a row-boat, rowing furiously. the 1st blond says to the 2nd, "you pay interest to, that's human beings like that that promises us blonds a foul call!" the 2nd blond responds, "i pay interest to!! If I knew the thank you to swim, i could swim suitable accessible and kick her @$$!"
2016-10-19 08:02:34 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! thats soooo hilarious! i love blonde jokes 100/10
2007-07-30 12:04:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!!! you're on a roll!!!
here's a better one:
what do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet?
the hide and seek champion of 1997!!!
2007-07-30 12:23:05 · answer #5 · answered by yourfaceisawapango... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-30 12:49:45 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one!
2007-07-30 12:04:07 · answer #7 · answered by Nikki M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-07-30 12:05:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol omg
2007-07-30 12:10:48 · answer #9 · answered by Peggy!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-30 12:03:12 · answer #10 · answered by yoshi2919 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...........ok that's so stereotypical but that was hilarious.........
2007-07-30 12:02:45 · answer #11 · answered by 09'Ready 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋