2007-07-30 11:58:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Inspired by the penguin's insightful question.
2007-07-30 11:58:28 · update #1
Penguin is going to learn to fly and then teach a Cat to soar with birdie!
2007-07-30 12:02:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 1⤋
Lol! Very funny, but it's not like that. Your body doesn't literally ascend up into the sky.
What happens is that your perception opens up to a much larger perspective of reality. You become more aware of how deep reality actually goes. The unknown becomes known. In those terms, heaven opens. Heaven in this sense means a 'greater reality'.
2007-07-30 13:40:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure I had a multiple rapture once and it sure felt like I was being sucked into a jet engine!
I survived a multiple rapture...... does that make me born again?
2007-07-30 12:13:03 · answer #3 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well the weather channel did say there was like 8000 planes in the sky just over the USA alone so I would think quite a few got sucked into the intake valves of the engines. christian salad anyone?
2016-04-01 01:09:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would really suck. Maybe what's left of my molecules would experience the rapture. Happy little atoms.
2007-07-30 12:51:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In a jet engine? Na!
I will be in the express train to HELL. I hope with an Heineken open bar.
Drink !
2007-07-30 13:24:36 · answer #6 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is irrelevent since there is no such thing as the rapture. the term "the rapture" does not appear anywhere in the Bible. It is a modern day interpretation of the bible that was made up by man.
2007-07-30 12:08:43 · answer #7 · answered by Luv&Rockets 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hitch a ride on the magic school bus.
2007-07-30 17:34:28 · answer #8 · answered by Meow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All the airplanes will be crashing to the ground, pilotless, except for the ones flown by non-Christians. Your main problem will be avoiding get hit by one that's on the way down while you're going up!
2007-07-30 12:06:32 · answer #9 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
well if the pilot gets raptured too, i don't think that will be a problem.
2007-07-31 10:26:34 · answer #10 · answered by Aeryn Sun 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus will work with air traffic controllers to minimize rapture collisions. Some fatalities(?) are expected though.
2007-07-30 12:04:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋