There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.
So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.
Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.
The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.
"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.
Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.
She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.
She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"
The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."
2007-07-30 11:54:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol! i knew she wood get a different animal!
2007-07-30 12:00:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 blonds are strolling down the line whilst they see yet another blond sitting in an empty container in a row-boat, rowing furiously. the 1st blond says to the 2d, "you be conscious of, it extremely is human beings like that that delivers us blonds a bad call!" the 2d blond responds, "i be conscious of!! If I knew the thank you to swim, i might swim ideal obtainable and kick her @$$!"
2016-10-01 01:29:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds about right LOL! Not the best one I've heard but defiantly not the worst.
2007-07-30 12:14:32 · answer #3 · answered by mj23way 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-30 13:13:22 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one better.
2007-07-30 11:57:52 · answer #5 · answered by Sports fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2007-07-30 11:59:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i love your jokes :)
2007-07-31 14:00:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋