. So, the judge wanted to talk to Baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked Baby bear about living with his father, Baby bear said "No, I can't live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly."
"OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?" "No way!" replied Baby bear, "She beats me worse than Papa bear does."
The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you would like to stay with?" asked the judge.
"Yes," answered Baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago."
"You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the judge.
"Definitely," said Baby bear, "the Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."
2007-07-30 11:25:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey! good American joke, but will go over most people in the UK's heads!
2007-07-30 11:29:21 · answer #1 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This was funny but what DIAMOND answered was VERY funny lmao @ baseball. Diamond girl - Chicago Bears is a FOOTBALL team. The Bears suck! Goooooooo Steelers!! Have a nice day and have a star mate!
2016-05-18 00:52:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes your rite,, oh baby bare went to Reading hoods house and she said ask the big bad Wolfe so she did and ended up long story, the big bad wolf said Allis he wants to do is eat her and oh no said the little bare, first you have to pull up my shirt and play with my ----- so ha ha the bad wolf ate her and said that's what the book said to do,ha ha lived happily ever after,,<>R<>sick,,
2007-07-30 16:52:28 · answer #3 · answered by traylorrandy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha, I heard a different version of this joke. The one I heard was about a little boy...at the end the gag was about the West Indies cricket team.
2007-07-30 12:08:50 · answer #4 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny one but that want go down well in Chicago lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-07-30 11:58:13 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute. Not being into sports, it doesn't offend me. It's just a good joke!
2007-07-30 11:28:46 · answer #6 · answered by embroidery fan 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That got me chuckling!
A lovely start to my day, thanks!
10/10 + *
2007-07-30 20:34:43 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats right the steelers kic ***
2007-07-30 11:55:56 · answer #8 · answered by plexicoburres7 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny!
2007-07-30 11:29:27 · answer #9 · answered by ConcernedCitizen 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good.
VERY good.
Have a star.
2007-07-30 11:57:00 · answer #10 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋