....and as we are enduring a s hitty summertime, we could all do with some calm.
By following the simple advice i read in an article, i have finnally found inner peace.
The artice read:The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started"
So with that i looked around the house to see all the things i have started, but not finished.................and before leaving the house this morning i finished off:
A bottle of red wine, bottle of white wine, the Baileys, Kahula, the Tequilla, the prozac,some vallium, some cheesecake, and a box of chocolates! :O)))
You have no idea how good i friggin feel!!!!!!!
You may want to pass this on to your friends that you feel are in need of inner peace.
2007-07-30 11:23:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jeeze you guy's its a joke!!
No i'm not a silly billy!
Hey sexynurse lmao! wanna join me for a voddy and red bull??? up for a while :O)
2007-07-30 11:48:34 · update #1
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAM123
Many happy returns hun , glad you liked the joke! some people on here have no idea, ohhh well dare i ask how old you are?? lol, oh and cheers!! :O)
2007-07-30 12:14:41 · update #2
Oh, man! why didn't you call me up! That sounds like it was fun!
2007-07-30 11:30:04 · answer #1 · answered by ǝsɹnuʎxǝs 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think I love you! I passed this on to two people & printed it out for a friend in the hospital who is expecting me to bring her chilled vodka for her trip home.
2007-07-30 11:33:09 · answer #2 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I really hope you're joking. If you arent-there's a room at our hospital waiting for you. Let's hope you only require hospitalization and not burial. If you did consume all that you brag about-you'll either be dead or incredibly sick very soon.
I wouldnt pass this on to my worst enemy.
2007-07-30 11:41:32 · answer #3 · answered by techtwosue 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
total inner peace i'll try that later.cheers
2007-07-30 11:37:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure you feel pretty good right about now
2007-07-30 11:28:02 · answer #5 · answered by bazookakid381 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha fantastic!
2007-07-30 11:27:11 · answer #6 · answered by darkflower366 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one and I will join since it's my birthday.!!!
2007-07-30 12:05:47 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! 10!
2007-07-30 13:24:23 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooooooooo
2007-07-30 11:29:11 · answer #9 · answered by Bluebudgie21 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm. Not funny, to me.
2007-07-30 11:29:57 · answer #10 · answered by embroidery fan 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋