Anyone got any memorable loo wall quotes that they have read in the past
2007-07-30 11:04:06 · 12 answers · asked by wantila 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here i sit broken hearted paid 10p and only f@rted. Killroy wasent here yet. When you enter this noble hall use the paper not the wall for it is a dirty trick to wipe your@rse on walls of brick. Its no good standing on the seat crabs can jump twenty feet ,If you think that is high go next door the b@stards fly.On bottom of door Caution beware of limbo dancers.
2007-07-30 11:16:35 · answer #1 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw one at a christian rock festival - the loos were 16 feet wide pits with purpose built wood toilets built over them - the graffiti read ' Wanted, new scripts for Neighbours - post here' - and had an arrow pointing down the pit.
2007-07-30 18:09:27 · answer #2 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heres one I saw on the loo wall "Jesus Saves"........with the halifax."
2007-07-30 18:25:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooo Arrrrr
The funniest one I ever saw was written in red letters on a white background and it said
"Now wash your hands"
Laugh?
2007-07-30 18:10:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the wall of the ladies room in a Native American owned Casino:
"THIS IS THE TEE PEE TO PEE PEE"
2007-07-30 18:35:16 · answer #5 · answered by Patricia L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember one from Butlins, Minehead, umpteen years ago:
I have a throne, that's all my own
I keep it clean and neat
So please be kind to my behind
And don't wet on the seat.......
closely followed by:
I lovemyself,I think I'm grand
When I'm alone, I hold my hand
I hug myself in fond embrace
But if I get fresh,
I slap my face !!
2007-07-30 18:27:34 · answer #6 · answered by anneclent@btinternet.com 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its no use standing on the seat
the crabs in here can jump six feet
and if you think thats F****** high
go next door
the B******* fly.
2007-07-30 18:15:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some come here to sit & think......some come here to sh*t & stink.......I come here to scratch my b*lls, & read the writing on the walls.
2007-07-30 18:47:10 · answer #8 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Newton was wrong....the Earth sucks !!!
"For f**** sake Scottie,don't beam me up ye...
2007-07-30 18:09:43 · answer #9 · answered by Crackerjack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blow your mind - smoke dynamite.
2007-07-30 18:06:33 · answer #10 · answered by HUNNYMONSTA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋