After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a matador's costume prancing around on the roof. Four of the firemen held a safety-net and urged him to escape from the burning building by jumping into the net. He refused and loudly proclaimed, "I'm Fearless Jose the bullfighter who fears nothing, not even fire."
The firemen begged and pleaded but to no avail. Jose kept prancing around while repeating the same phrase over and over until the firemen got really sick and tired of hearing it. Finally, when the flames began to scorch his butt, Jose announced he had changed his mind, was ready to jump and then leaped off the rooftop. As his body hurtled toward the safety-net, the four firemen shouted, "Ole!" and quickly moved it aside.
2007-07-30 10:48:38 · 14 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you cant half tell your back
1st you're wanting to fill my mush with custard pies
2nd you're taking the mickey
3rd l dread to think
the joke aint bad but l read a better one, but is too naughty to post on here, if l can find it again l'll email it to you
2007-07-30 13:13:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
driving rules don't change according to what you do for a living, if you're a hooker, a terrorist, a doctor, etc.... the person that arrives first has right of way, and beyond that the person to the right has the "right" of way.... when you see four vehicles arrive at the same time in an unmarked intersection, yet alone know what their profession is and think your have a reason for your question, it doesn't happen. Don't complicate simple rules of the road... When in doubt, yield. BTW, which one are you?
2016-05-18 00:41:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaaaaa I definately saw the funny side calamity, some ppl just don't have a sense of humour, keep it up, i love your jokes.
2007-07-30 11:38:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-30 13:20:02 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha, what a calamity that was jose jane!!!!
2007-07-30 22:46:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jane, that joke was kinda weak. No star for this one.
2007-07-30 11:23:26 · answer #6 · answered by dm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's quite bad.
2007-07-30 10:55:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was alright, but I know you can do better....please don't lose your funny.
2007-07-30 10:52:54 · answer #8 · answered by Krmfuentes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dads a firefighter
2007-07-30 11:02:19 · answer #9 · answered by SQUID 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm
2007-07-30 10:52:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋