A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?"
"Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us."
"Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?"
"Oh, the stork brought us too."
"Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" the boy persisted.
"Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the mother, by now starting to squirm a little.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."
2007-07-30 10:46:04 · 12 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
one busy stork!
2007-07-30 17:11:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
The stork makes a report on birth very difficult I agree.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-07-30 12:10:37 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-30 13:27:26 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, thats funny, thats how i was born too lol
2007-07-30 11:32:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good made the wife laugh
2007-07-30 10:51:27 · answer #5 · answered by oh no,,,it's the kevsta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha, how can you possibly keep this going.
2007-07-30 22:40:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-07-30 11:20:24 · answer #7 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
have a star, l feel for you
2007-07-30 12:58:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay. thats cute.
2007-07-30 11:17:29 · answer #9 · answered by dm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL cute one... I havent heard this one before!!! Thanks for the giggle.
2007-07-30 10:49:49 · answer #10 · answered by shadowsthathunt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋