One day Johnny was at church and ask the priest may I go to the bathroom, the priest said.
"Yes you may."
Johnny left and headed for the woods. He found a big tree and crouched down to take a dump. Meanwhile, the priest went looking for him in the woods.
Johnny heard the priest coming, wiped his butt with a leaf and pulled his pants up. Johnny then took his hat off and put it on top of the poop.
The priest saw him and said, "What do you got underneath there?"
Johnny hesitated and said, " The fastest bird in the world."
The priest said, "Oh yeah, let`s see."
"Ok" Johnny said, "On the count of 3, when I take the hat off, I want you to grab the bird."
"1 - 2 - 3." Johnny pulled the hat away and the priest grabbed the poop.
"WOW, that bird is so fast it left the poop behind" said Johnny.
2007-07-30 10:29:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Of course it's funny. All 'Little Johnny' jokes are funny because they're so plausible. Keep it up. Reminds me of the time he was walking down the street with one hand in his pocket and a loaf of bread in the other hand. He met the same priest who said.
"Good morning Johnny. I'm pleased to see you have the staff of life in your hand. What's in your other hand?"
"A loaf of bread!" Came the unexpected reply.
2007-07-30 10:44:29 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol. Yeah, it's kinda funny. I just don't understand why the boy went into the woods. Does the church not have bathrooms?
2007-07-30 17:33:05 · answer #2 · answered by Kori spelled backwards is Irok 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ugh
2007-07-30 17:42:55 · answer #3 · answered by to the moon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-30 20:58:38 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yawn yawn i think youre lame
hahahahaha POOP
POOP is a funny word
2007-07-30 18:18:22 · answer #5 · answered by Joseph Hannah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is funny in a sort of innocent way...lol
2007-07-30 17:33:19 · answer #6 · answered by askaway 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea.ive never heard that one before
2007-07-30 17:37:25 · answer #7 · answered by angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hardey har har
2007-07-30 17:40:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmm.... Get your coat mate..
2007-07-30 17:34:37 · answer #9 · answered by SmokinScoobyDoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess it's not funny because it's not a joke.
2007-07-30 17:32:44 · answer #10 · answered by raja 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋