What is your best joke if it is truley the best then you get 10 points!
2007-07-30 10:13:26 · 4 answers · asked by lex8oya 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
-What do you do when you see a kidnapping?
- Wake him up?
2007-07-30 10:33:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends where you come from. I'm from England so it's an Englishman, Scotsman, Welshman and Irishman. You can adapt and use who you like.
An Englishman ,Scotsman, Welshman and Irishman were in a bar discussing the fastest things they had ever experienced.
"Well," Opens the Englishman, "I think it's thought. I mean, you see something, hear something, smell something and you think straight away. Nothing's faster than that."
"Yes," Agrees the Scotsman, "To a degree. But what about your eyes blinking. They blink around three thousand times a day and it's so quick you can't see it."
"No, you're both wrong." Interjects the Welshman. "What about electricity. I mean, you can press a light switch and the bulb lights up instantaneously. Nothing's quicker than that."
"I'm sorry lads." Interrupts the Irishman sagely, "But you're all wrong. The fastest thing in this world is diarrhea."
"How's that?" Asks the Englishman curiously.
"Well." Continues the Irishman, "It's like this. Last night I went out. I drank twelve pints of Guinness, ate six bags of peanuts and had a chicken vindaloo on the way home. When I got in before I could think, blink or switch a light on I sh!t meself!"
2007-07-30 17:37:59 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke Quacks me up.
A duck walks into a pharmacy waddles up to the prescription counter and rings the bell. The pharmacist walks up and asks, "Can I help you?" The duck replies, "Yes, I would like a box of condoms." "Why certainly," says the pharmacist, "will that be cash or would you like me to put it on your bill?" The duck answers, "What kind of duck do you think I am?"
2007-07-30 17:47:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was Just Posted
It's the one where it says
Is this funny or not?
2007-07-30 17:43:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋