A man was walking in the woods and came to a cottage where the walls were covered with clocks. He asked the woman who owned the cottage what all the clocks were for. She replied that everyone in the world had a clock, and every time you told a lie your clock advanced a second. He saw a clock that was hardly moving and when he remarked about it he was told that it was Mother Terisia's. He then asked where George Bush's clock was. The woman replied "It's in the kitchen, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
give a star if u think it is funny
2007-07-30 10:11:03 · 12 answers · asked by jazz102004 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hee hee GOOD ONE i gave you a star!
2007-07-30 10:27:26 · answer #1 · answered by cee_jae22 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-07-31 12:54:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL ha ha ha xD heres a star
2007-07-30 17:23:36 · answer #3 · answered by stupidotherguy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
its funny but ive herd funier
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2007-07-30 17:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by Tai 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
your spelling of siriusly was funnier than the joke but I got it.
2007-07-30 17:17:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
What
2007-07-30 17:39:51 · answer #6 · answered by to the moon 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
seriously one of the funniest jokrs ever. star 4 u!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-30 17:28:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i get it!
i had 2 read it twice
sry i dunt really think its funny
2007-07-30 17:14:46 · answer #8 · answered by Wafflehouse Yum! =) 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha i get it hahahaha made me pee in me pants jk
2007-07-30 17:22:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's really lame.
2007-07-30 18:03:11 · answer #10 · answered by Misoblond 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋