A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my car!!!", he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!", retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice your left arm had been ripped off!"
"Oh my gosh...", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, he cried out: "Where's my Rolex watch?"
2007-07-30 10:06:59 · 11 answers · asked by cutest chick!!! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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hey cutest chickl its been long since we talked whats up nice joke .......................that teaches everybody a lesson that
lawyers steal.....!
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2007-07-30 15:07:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this joke--very funny. However, your question is not obvious to my blonde brain? Are you asking if it is a Lawyer joke? Um, gee, I'll have to get back to you on that one.
2007-07-30 17:29:15 · answer #2 · answered by soupkitty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My cousin is a lawyer and yea that will be him one day probably,.
2007-07-30 17:19:29 · answer #3 · answered by Taco Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didnt like
2007-07-30 17:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Meh... saw it here before
2007-07-30 17:09:10 · answer #5 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!
2007-07-30 17:23:54 · answer #6 · answered by Robert S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha....materialistic, I liked it
2007-07-30 17:13:40 · answer #7 · answered by diamond0801 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that one was cute
2007-07-30 17:11:02 · answer #8 · answered by hef1953 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's okay....
2007-07-30 18:06:06 · answer #9 · answered by jrodr2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious...............
Nice joke.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-31 05:56:37 · answer #10 · answered by fha_chafzeto 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋