I was thinking of making a change in the way of the Sith. Normally one must kill their master and teacher to be recognised as a Sith Lord.
Recently one of my pupils has been advancing.....quickly....
I was thinking maybe we could bulk our numbers out if I just gave her a certificate, and this bit was scrapped from the rules.
Any objections?
2007-07-30 09:00:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Agreed. I'm a getting tired of sending my pupils to the rebel hot spots. Such a waste of potential.....
2007-07-30 09:09:04 · answer #1 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dear Darth Mauld,
We dogs do not have no thumbs and thus being a Sith Lord would seem a bit unlikely.
That said I think that maybe you should this pupil outside, and show her,..wait your 'pupli' is a girl. LOL.
On second thought, have you considered moving out of your mom's basement?
Sincerly,
Pitbull Feaver
2007-07-30 16:16:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? Are you some kind of touch feely jedi wannabe.
One day the student will become the master, must become the master.
You must kill the student or the student will kill you, that is the way of the Sith.
2007-07-31 00:06:15 · answer #3 · answered by Atrum Animus AM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Force is malleable. That the Jedi do not recognize this is their great error.
Luke, Obi-Wan deceived you. It was through his treachery that the Old Republic fell into ruin, and through the leadership of the Sith that a grand new Empire, free of the elitist hegemony of the Jedi Council and the corruption of the Senate, rose from its ashes. Join us, and together we can rule the galaxy.
2007-07-30 16:04:11 · answer #4 · answered by Minh 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Just appoint a middleman to represent you, and start charging increasing amounts of money to achieve each rank like Scientology does so that it will be too expensive and time consuming for him to reach the level right below you. By the time he gets their, you could just take the money and retire while letting him have it without loss of life.
2007-07-30 16:05:55 · answer #5 · answered by 自由思想家 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Can I join the Sith? I'm tired of all this "youngling" crap! When do we get to boot people in the head? I brought my own pajamas!
2007-07-30 16:43:59 · answer #6 · answered by Kris G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cast aside your hatred.
I defeated the Empire once, and I can defeat a second Sith Empire if I must.
2007-07-30 16:04:40 · answer #7 · answered by Professor Farnsworth 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I don't know man. I've seriously considered this; I think your time is up dude. Most people don't like change. Except the homeless, that is.
2007-07-30 16:12:43 · answer #8 · answered by r~@~w 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I prefer not to mess with tradition. You should start writing out your will. May I have your light saber?
2007-07-30 16:03:40 · answer #9 · answered by holyterrar85 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I will accept that. EDIT: I will kill the Jedi scum that has spoken in this post
2007-07-30 16:04:09 · answer #10 · answered by Darth Alfalfa 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋