Jimbo and Jim Bob were sitting at the local hillbilly tavern drinking beer as they had done for the last 30 years. Jimbo said, "Jim Bob, ya know what? I'm so tired of sittin' here and doin' nothin'. I'm gonna go to the local college and get educated." Jim Bob says, "that's sounds like a good idea. let me know how it goes."
So Jimbo goes to the guidance counselor at the local community college and tells him he wants to get educated. The counsellor tells him that he is going to put him in the four basic classes: english, math, science and logic.
Jimbo says, "I know what english, math and science are, but what's logic?"
The counselor says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"
Jimbo:"I do have a weed eater"
The counselor says, "well, logic tells me that if you have a weed eater then you have a yard"
Jimbo: "I do have a yard. That's amazing"
The counselor: "well it goes farther than that. Since you have a yard, logic tells me that you have a house"
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2007-07-30 08:45:30 · 11 answers · asked by shrugger 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jimbo: "I do have a house."
The counselor: "If you have a house than logic tells me that you have a family."
Jimbo: " I do have a family"
The counselor: "If you have a family than you are married."
Jimbo: "I am married"
The counselor: "logic says that if you are married than you are heterosexual."
Jimbo: "I do like women. That's amazing. You knew all that because I have a weed eater?"
Counselor: "that's logic"
So Jimbo goes back to Jim Bob at the bar and tells him that he is going to be taking four classes: english, math, science and logic.
Jim Bob: "I know what english, math and science are, but what is logic?"
Jimbo: "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"
Jim Bob:"No"
Jimbo: "then you're a queer!"
2007-07-30 08:51:08 · update #1
How do you rate this joke?
2007-07-30 08:51:33 · update #2
i dont get it!!
2007-07-30 09:15:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A reverse twist to the old "Mood Ring (Joke)"!! (lol). . Ha-Ha!! She'll get back at you later for smacking her on the forehead.
2016-05-17 23:49:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So now here's the question?
Do you have a weed eater or are you queer? hmm. Too funny.
2007-07-30 09:27:46 · answer #3 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that a cute joke so do u have a weed eater
2007-07-30 09:20:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny 7/10
2007-07-30 08:54:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny!!!
have a star!!
i will give you a 9/10
2007-07-30 09:07:43 · answer #6 · answered by me, myself, and i 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its starting to get funny but where is the below part
2007-07-30 08:51:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, the question remains: do YOU have a weed eater?
2007-07-30 09:10:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one!! star
2007-07-30 08:54:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O OK HAHAH
2007-07-30 08:49:42 · answer #10 · answered by ஐ♦♠♣♥abercrombie♥♣♠♦ஐ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. very funny.
2007-07-30 08:58:11 · answer #11 · answered by yahooooooo! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋