2 brothers are fast asleep when the mom stomps into thier room and screams "BREAKFAST' this wakes the 2 boys up with a start. the mom says 'get up and be in the kitchen for breakfast in 5 mins, i dont have all day'. the 2 boys are understandably irratated by being woken up like that.the oldest brother says 'we need to stand up for ourselves'. 'what do you mean?' says the youngest.'i mean i think its time we started cursing like the grownups do, then they will know we mean business'. the little brother starts to giggle with his hand over his mouth. 'ok he says, but you go first'. they head down to breakfast, and the mom says 'what do you want to eat' the eldest says, 'gimme a bowl of fcukin cornflakes'. the mom loses it and hits him across the face with her hand and says, 'dont you ever talk to me like that again ya hear' then she grabs the little lad, pulls him close and says 'and what do you want', the little guy says, 'well i certainly dont want a bowl of fcukin cornflakes'
2007-07-30 08:40:08 · 11 answers · asked by josey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry for taking so long to reply
i had to stop laughing first
thanks
2007-08-04 02:43:35 · answer #1 · answered by itsa o 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's very funny,
He learned not to be fcukin with the cornflakes.
2007-07-30 09:19:20 · answer #2 · answered by atlanta_girl38 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, I can't stop laughin. Very amusing, 10/10!
2007-07-30 12:49:56 · answer #3 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It took me a while to type this ´cos I was busy laughing. Tx :)
2007-07-30 10:03:45 · answer #4 · answered by Sheldon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really nearly laughed! I think my humour is a little dry, have you got anything else?
2007-07-30 08:45:21 · answer #5 · answered by pinkytickle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha, how funny!
2007-08-03 04:14:40 · answer #6 · answered by Paul S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny ha ha
2007-07-30 08:54:54 · answer #7 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha! So what's the question????
2007-07-30 08:43:53 · answer #8 · answered by gldjns 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha, that was cute.
2007-08-06 03:37:54 · answer #9 · answered by Cassandra S. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good ha ha ha ha
2007-08-03 14:37:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋