He took five days to make every other thing, leaving man for the sixth day, just before the Sabbath and he had to meet the deadline before the Sabbath. That's why he made so many design errors in man:
1. Useless & dangerous appendix
2. Backbone susceptible to chronic backpain
3. Same passage for air and food - choking deaths
4. Cancer cells form all the time during metabolism
5. Small birth canal in women - fetal and maternal deaths
6. Penis foreskin. Oops. He told Moses to complete the job.
7. Unprogrammed brain at birth.
ETC.
2007-07-30 08:05:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Frogs & snakes can eat and breathe simultaneously.
2007-07-30 08:23:09 · update #1
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of s*** you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful *** a long time ago. And by the way, I say "this guy", because I firmly believe, looking at these results, that if there is a God, it has to be a man. -George Carlin
2007-07-30 08:10:43 · answer #1 · answered by BOB 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. True
2. not always
3. I don't know where you get that this is bad. God created is so we could breathe and eat. That is marvelous.
4. There are newer advances on cancer. Doctors are learning more and more on how to help people live thru cancers that previously they died.
5. So?
6. Maybe he made the foreskin so that Abraham(not Moses) could cut it off as a symbol of God's covenant.
7. Another "so?"
ETC. - quit complaining!
2007-07-30 08:17:06 · answer #2 · answered by julie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And it was probably around 4:56 PM on Friday when he realized that he hadn't even started his work, so he probably rushed it in those last 4 minutes before clocking out for the day.
2007-07-30 08:12:54 · answer #3 · answered by Professor Farnsworth 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He thought he might go back and perfect it later. Who knew those things would breed like rabbits?
2007-07-30 08:09:21 · answer #4 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8. Rosie O'Donnell
2007-07-30 08:08:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Man made god, not the other way round.
2007-07-30 08:09:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
maybe God IS a woman and she was in a hurry to catch Oprah???
2007-07-30 08:09:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very intelligently designed, are we?
2007-07-30 08:08:33 · answer #8 · answered by sprocket9727 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He hadn't yet learned to stop time...
2007-07-30 08:09:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's actually nothing wrong with foreskin...
2007-07-30 08:14:10 · answer #10 · answered by funaholic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋